The character of Tarzan is based on my life.
I was raised by wild gorillas.
You may be skeptical of this claim, seeing as the original story was published in 1912.
There is, of course, a simple explanation for this.
I have mastered the art of
time travel.
Fun fact, 1912 is also the year the Titanic sank.
I could've stopped it, but I knew the 1997 movie would be a smash hit and I figured letting the 1,517 passengers die
was well worth it to help launch Leonardo DiCaprio’s career.
Leo may only have one Oscar, but he’s made several good movies, so I still think I made the right choice.
As you can see, I’m not afraid to make tough decisions and that’s just one of the many reasons you should hire me.
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